So. I have been back in Utah for three weeks now and I have learned some great lessons I'll need in life.
- If you're craving a milkshake and happen to be next to Iceberg and have never eaten there before, don't think you can eat a Large by yourself. No matter how good a raspberry shake sounds to you. You will be eating it for the rest of the week. Or just end up eating the top and being so stuffed you throw the rest away.
- Utah drivers are horrible and they can secretly somehow make YOU feel like the bad driver.
- When holding a potty training toddler at the waterpark, don't automatically assume the round wet spot on your torso is just water. Especially if it smells bad.
- Hair is NOT a toy.
- Utah is HOT
- "Don't say mean things to friends. Don't say mean things to friends. Don't say mean things to friends, It's not nice"
- Andy Sandberg guest appears on Yo Gabba Gabba wearing a Native head dress and teaches kids how to dance. This makes me think even I can dance.
- No matter how many blueberries you think you will eat or how much you absolutely love them. Don't buy the biggest carton of them at the store. You will get tired of blueberries after eating them on everything imaginable and the last half of the carton will probably go bad.
- Some people are just weird.
