Things That Make You Go "Hmm"

So lately I've been just living life and have been asking myself some serious questions. Questions like:

• Why does the Chinese lady at Forever 21 act like she works at Chanel or some super upper crusty place? It's Forever 21. Smile and be nice. 
• Why, when you step into the bathroom you're fine but as soon as you have trouble unbuttoning or unzipping your pants you feel like you can no longer hold it in?
• Why do people constantly feel like they are "The Exception"? Like the people who park outside of my apartment in the handicapped spot. You are not handicapped, just too lazy to find another parking spot.why am I'm almost 21 and still as flat as a board?
• Why the "best" of friends can be backstabbers? And get away with it?  And feel okay about it?

• Who keeps Honey Smacks/ Golden Crisp on the shelf? Does anybody really like it? How?
• How can I be Lactose Intolerant one day but the next day have a milkshake and it not bother me?
• Why do horrible people get children and won't take care of them and the best of people who only want a child can't have kids?

That's pretty much what's been in my brain lately.